Saturday, 28 August 2010

Uh huh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore...

Who just totally got the Weezer reference up there? Uh, never mind about that then.

Anyways, my third week of school just finished, and it's the first moment of the absolutely disastrous HOMEWORK OVERLOAD. I need a vacation. And I need it now. I've been procrastinating for ages, haha.


Well anyways, today I went for my regular singing class, and my music school randomly has these workshops where you try out different classes and see if you like them.

My sister and I were assigned a modelling workshop. 

I had no words.

The teacher's sort of a dedicated psycho - who thinks I can control four muscles at the same time. Keeping my feet straight up while tip-toeing, thrusting my pelvis side to side, moving my shoulders and keeping my hands on my hips - it was all too much for this awkward-walker to handle. At the end, I was this close to screaming, "FOOT RAPE! FOOT RAPE!". The times you wish when you have clones who've studied ballet and are able to stand up on their tippy toes without shaking like a cold chihuahua...

I'm probably going to take the class, as I slouch a lot and it's better if I learn to keep my back straight naturally. But come on, when a man who can swing his hips better than you can is telling you that you have "banana feet" (I couldn't keep my feet straight upwards while I was on my tippytoes) it's quite unnerving. Damn, if this is what wearing high heels feels like, (yes, I rely on mostly flip-flops and flats to walk me through life) I should go ahead and kill myself.

So that's all for today. New posts coming next weekend! Also, be sure to catch my review of Katy Perry's latest album "Teenage Dream" below.

Have a great weekend everyone! May you all not have banana feet...
-K.

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